McCain is the Anti-Christ. You heard it here first

Last night, I received another text message that proclaimed that Barack Hussein Obama is deceiving America. His “Christ like appeal”, his promise of hope and the fact that according to Revelation the beast will be allowed authority approximately 42 months which is almost equal to a 4 year term as president---(ALMOST, I mean we can’t expect the prophecies can’t get it exactly right) should convince us that Obama is indeed the Anti-Christ.
However, the fact that everyone assumes Obama is the Anti-Christ convinces me of the opposite. The entire notion that he may be “the one” originated from the McCain campaign. Clearly, McCain is trying to divert attention away from his own claim to the coveted Anti-Christ title. According to thenation.com, John McCain’s grandfather was actually named John Mihai. Mihai is an ancient Romanian name that means “who is like our Lord.” Why did McCain’s family change their name? Clearly, they were trying to hide their secret “elitist” identities as the Redeemers of the free World. Talk about a Messiah complex.

McCain has also made no secret of his intention to keep US troops in Iraq for 100 years. His motivation is to control Babylon for at least a century, clearly portraying his desire for World Domination and confirming prophecy. Scholars have ultimately noted that the Antichrist will marshal forces from Babylon to spark a showdown with Christian and Jewish-led forces in the battle of Armageddon. You may wonder how McCain will be around for 100 years. The answer is simple, the real McCain died two weeks ago and has been replaced with a robot that is being controlled by none other than Osama Bin Laden. Upon being elected, Osama will reveal himself as the man with the remote control and announce “who is the terrorist now suckers?”

It is going to be a pretty crazy day.

(For those of you who may question my motivation, this "theory" is obviously a tongue in cheek commentary on the status of today’s political discourse.)